Quick Hits Vol. I

October 18, 2006 at 1:43 pm (Quick Hits)

  • Bad choice with Lou Piniella there Hendry.  And it’s not like I didn’t warn you…
  • I don’t know what I’ll do if the Cubs trade for A-Rod.  I’ve spent so long hating him…  Well, here’s the deal: if they don’t move Aramis, put A-Rod at short where he belongs and he stops blowing in the clutch…and stops being a douche…maybe I’d be okay with it…  Maybe…
  • I got new sheets this weekend.  They’re red.  I’ve always had very neutral sheets (tan, blue, etc.).  I wasn’t sure if I’d love it or hate.  Turns out they’re great.  Nothing is more inviting than red sheets.  Somehow they just seem to say “c’mon into bed”.  I’d step up to red satin sheets someday, except for the fact that I don’t actually live in a bordello.
  • The fact that after that insane Miami, FIU brawl (which included two separate UM players stomping on guys and swinging helmets, respectively) FIU kicked two players off the team and extended the rest of the 16 suspensions indefinitely, while Miami held at 1 indefinite suspension (I believe for the helmet swinger) and 12 1-game suspensions illustrates everything that is wrong with college football.
  • The Bears-Cardinals game was the most bizarre sporting event I have ever watched.
  • How disappointing was Jay-Z’s video premiere at halftime?  Answer: unmeasurably.  How not surprising was Jay-Z’s unretirement?  Answer: infinitely.

2 Comments

  1. Andy said,

    Dude, no kidding. I saw that Jay-Z thing coming a mile away. Especially since he’s diddling Beyonc”e’e'e.

    Miami sucks. SUCKS! Especially Miami…of OHIO!

  2. Maj said,

    The red sheets thing is totally random out of your listing but entertaining. Way to go on venturing out of neutral land!!

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